remind me tomorrow that nothing happen between me and the guy who's shirt i'm wearing
You do realize the lyrics aren't "hold me close TONY DANZA" right?
You can't be serious.
why did they invent bidet's? your butt gets clean when your poop falls in the toilet and splashes up anyway...
so its thursday, which means its time to resume communication with you
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so the party was at my house but some how i ended up being the only one who slept outside
If you can count on one hand the number of times you have actually, truly nearly died this month, then you are not really living yet.
it's not that I hate people, I just want to rip most of their faces off.
It hurts to hear and I can smell shapes.
I was jerking him off and in two seconds he went from "oh yeah that feels good" to "what day is Thanksgiving again?" and then back again. Like wtf.
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I'm pretty sure "good advice you would give to a freshman for achieving success" isn't constituted by introducing them to your addy dealer...
it is my civic duty to ensure the success of our youth.
I thought since you asked to see my dick I might as well say hi
That's like a fucking falcon or some shit. I don't know birds but I know that is not a bird you fuck with.
Did I tell you that I told him I deleted his dick pics and he almost started crying?
It felt like I was on painkillers mixed with Molly mixed with the sinking feeling I'll die alone. 10/10 doing again.
Your shit was massive.
I'm not 100% sure how to respond to that.
If you were in a "who has the massivest shit contest", you'd win by a landslide.
Randomize