You took my girl thats shot the Fuck out. You better watch your skinny ass.
That's barely a sentence. Who's your girl? I think you've got the wrong number. I haven't even lived in Alabama for 4 years.
Yeah, I do, I'm sorry. I meant 205 not 256. sorry about that.
Good luck with your revenge in Birmingham.
i need to break up with him. i realized this while i was making a mental grocery list while we were having sex. this is not the first time i've done that.
just heard this guy tell a story about how he got boat head. i want his life
Im shirtless eating a burrito. How urgent is this?
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I just taped a plastic bag to my ceiling for the next time I have to throw up on the top bunk. Why am I so good at college?
Hes flirting with her via the sauce packets at taco bell....... I have no words
once you started introducing yourself as "running-bear" i knew you were beyond fucked up
You did a body shot out of her belly button with a bendy straw.
It's all fun and games until you rupture a testicle
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The doctor basically called me a dirty dick.
who knew rolling through the dorm on a scooter in footie pajamas would attract so many guys. he said i'm his soulmate.
i was too drunk before they even got here. i took all their phones instead of keys and hid them in the freezerr...im an awesome party host.
I'm disappointed in the internet. It's two days and there's still no fanfiction based off that Manning/Beckham commercial.
You don't even like football
Oral stamina is what keeps life exciting
I had a dream I hooked up with Post Malone. I can still smell the dream
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