Chill out big head. its weird when girls look at dudes asses
i jus seen this fat chick walk buy look like she had don king coming out her arm pits..
i slept with her, drove her to her sisters house to babysit, and then drove around the block where i met her sister and had sex with her in my van. I'm family Friendly!
I know I said that I'd stop dating 20 year olds... but at least this one's not my student...
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Selling Girl Scout Cookies outside bars for higher than retail value has got to be the most profitable idea. Ever.
The swelling on my elbow and tongue means I may have cockblocked myself.
Just found an unopened tied g of coke on the floor in her room... she thinks the maintenance guy dropped it earlier today. This takes the cake for sketchiest apartment.
I punted my pants across my apt at my roommate last night. Everything else is kinda fuzzy.
So his shoes are still here. And there are three contacts in a case. And a shirt on the bed. I've checked my dorm and he's not here. I'm so confused.
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It's 11:50 on Friday the 13th. There's a full moon. AND the bride to be just puked on herself while getting a lap dance from a stripper named...wait for it....LUCKY. Is this real life?
I just tinder matched with a blue angels pilot. I need to make out with him. For America.
I nicked my vulva while shaving and I'm about to go on a date where I will be having sex. Which bandaid: My Little Pony or princesses?
Is it okay to mention my ambition to become a supervillian and kill all humans on a first date, or is that a second date discussion?
Don't come up here. Strippers r crying.
He's asking how tall I am he wants to make a body suit out of me
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