she told me she had a boyfriend but the alcohol told me she didn't
last night i was so high that when a homeless person asked me for a dollar, i responded: dolla dolla bill ya'll.
New. Vanessa hudgens nude pics
That text made me feel like i signed up for some awesome celeb nude pic reminder
Also, on a completely related note, just came up with an awesome business plan. You in?
She said she never had to courage to go fully shaved. Since when did shaving your snatch become courageous?
no today was horrible, i woke up and somebody slit my car tire and left an apology letter in my wiper that said "sorry wrong house"
We are not turning the camelbak into a beer bong
New drinking game. Every time Romney and Santorum switch leads, take a shot.
....this is what your political science major is getting you?
How many people slept in the bouncy castle last night?
4 guys, 1 girl. Pretty sure were gonna have to pay the cleaning fee
he fucked me with his goalie mask on. it was like sleeping with Darth Vader
FUCK YOU IM DRINKING WINE FROM A BOX
You okay there or need a ride? Maybe a straw for your box
Maybe a straw...
How ya feelin' champ?
Like a million bucks that was soaked in alcohol.
WHERE THE FUCK AM I? AND WHO PUT DUCK TAPE ON MY NIPPLES! MY NIPPLES!!!!!!
Wait til you see what we did to Dave. Hairy bastard will never be the same
Just calm down. My foot long super joint and I will be over shortly.
Family acid trip. They're welcoming me into the family.
What. The. Fuck.
Family acid trip.
QUICK FAX ME THE BALL
Not how faxing works at all btw
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