she came over and started getting naked and said its not like i came over to just hang out
youve hit the jackpot
Haha Tomato, Tomato. That doesn't work very well via text message.
That drug basically just makes anything that's in your mouth awesome
i've met an abundance of virgins and guys who where flip flops, i thinks there's a correlation
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Just ran interference for her again. Sometimes i wonder how many times in my life i'll have to be a cock block at the clinic
I was an emotional waste case that night. She made me stroke her ponytail.
ill give you food and tequilla and penis and joy
You were mean to me and you broke my heart and hurt my feelings. You dont get to talk to me about Peter Dinklage
I definitely think you should enjoy one last spring break being a sorostitute before you get serious and settle down with price charming. I mean hes not going to be there any way. he can wait a week.
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You know the party's good when you say "Never have I ever caused an emergency landing" and someone drinks
Anytime he goes down on me i automatically think of you cheering me on. Your a good friend.
I just had a morning three-some with marijuana and a detachable shower-head
I've got two reasons for you to come over later and one of them is pierced.
thanks for the bj man. also make sure you close the gate behind you. the chickens are out.
She shouldn’t care what consenting adults do behind closed doors
You do realize it was her husband you were hooking up with behind that door, right?
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