His moose knuckle keeps winkin at me
sometimes i wish i was able to text my cat and tell him i miss him and that i'm thinking about him
she is graduated, working for the school, and puking in the bathroom of a frat house. she wants brush her hair so she doesnt "look trashy". im in love.
super high. so of course there was a shoot out at the bank. there are 20 cop cars no lie. if i make it out of this i will never smoke again
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My motherly instincts are overcoming my slutty ones
someone just sent me a bong wrapped in christmas paper in the mail. signed 'santa'.
woke up this morning in the hall outside of my parents room with a sign taped to myself that said "im sorry"...
Is it sad I don't want to go buy $1 Mac-n-cheese cause I need to pay rent... I'm re-naming this college.
Also, peanut butter on a spoon dinner is back in existence and it is good.
He makes me want to shower. It must be love.
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I'll just put on a bunch of mascara and cry right before I get there. Then everyone will recognize me.
His idea of role playing was him wearing the halloween mitt romney mask while I gave him head
Is it possible to rally from a drunken seizure?
We were at dinner and dad asked me to pass the salt and I suddenly remembered doing body shots when I was blacked out last weekend.
No, gay couples have the same problems straight ones do; I wish that we could go back to the days when he would shit with the door closed.
My ex gave me head because she said she didn't enough when we were dating... Best ex ever? I think yes.
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