I don't think brook has ever known best
for our anniversary he stepped it up a notch and bought cool whip rather than the store brand. i was impressed.
she asked me if I wanted a handjob on the haunted mansion ride at Disney. was I suposed to say no?
we need to find that guy that whips out his cock at the bar again
I think im drinking tonight later on...which is good cuz i walked pass the liquor aisle the other day and i swear i heard a kid call me a pussy
my self respect just called, its having a good time without me
The beers last night were like the tears from god
Somewhere along the night we ended up at a food lion giving jello shots to high school girls.
I got carried to one bar. Got a piggy back ride to the next bar. I was just testing our drinking team for st pattys day to make sure they are able to handle me more drunk than that.
and a jello shot exploded in my bra last night. Now I have blueberry smurfette boobs. Awesome.
Dude he fell into my wall and left an imprint then decided to have sex with the door open. Vents carry noise pretty well
I wish you were awake and high the same times I was awake and high. And also in the same state. So we can fuck passionately.
someone needs to name a hurricane after you
She took all the bottles out of the shower caddy and replaced them with booze. I just made a shower Manhatten. Imma marry this one.
Tbh I would eat a grilled cheese off your dick.