Dude i dont know how people can complain that waterboarding is such a bad thing. I just sat through a fucking puddle of mudd show. Now thats torture
Thank you for holding my vodka while the police let me ride their horse.
Anyone who says sunshine brings happyness has never woken up with the worst hangover of their life to their window being open and it being a bright shinny day
my mom just texted me to let me know that Hooters is hiring
i wish my mom had big dreams like that for me
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if we break up, who will get the dealer?
She's been divorced three times and use to raise cock fighters. Of course I'm interested in her
Home safe. Psyche shattered. Still rolling. In love with the morrocan rug in the living room.
definitely not taking the whole return culture shock so well...drinking a 100 proof rootbeer vodka float out of a german beer mass
Somehow he made it really romantic
He came on your tits... That doesn't scream romance to me.
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Don't they also have a lot of serious head injuries?
I didn't say I wanted to marry one of them. Or that I want one to perform surgery on me. I just want to have hot, dirty, MMA style sex.
Can I please come dance in my bra to destiny's child with you? I'll bring the wine and the glitter
just got permission to expense a nerf gun
I come into the house and he's fucking doing karaoke by himself... Lady gaga
This morning we had sex while he was wearing a full length fur jacket and sunglasses... I wasn't even phased
Met a beautiful Irishman two nights in a row. I may never come back.
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