from now on my penis is your penis
Why do girls get to wear clothes that say "do me now" but guys don't have that kind of option?
I mean, what would the male equivalent of a slutty dress be?
Took his v-card last night. Yet another experience I didn't expect to have in my thirties.
She saved the condom from the first time we did it.
Its Friday night, and I'm sitting at home watching are you smarter then a 5th grader, drinking vodka. I got every single question wrong. Clearly you see where I'm headed in life.
No way. Our relationship is based solely on texting and sex. A phone call would be too much at this point.
Blood. All over. Pre coke adventure needs to slow down unless I'm involved
i can now proudly say that ive peed off of a balcony overlooking the pacific ocean AND a balcony overlooking the atlantic ocean
Dude, you were so wasted she couldn't wait. She was grinding your face while you were passed out in the yard.
I just spent my entire state tax return on sex toys
You finished the fifth and then hid two dozen eggs around your apartment and declare that you would "quest for Jesus". Have fun questing today.
I'm on A4A looking at dick pics while the CEO is on the phone trying to convince me not to leave the company
I would be down to associate sex w taco bell
roommate singing save a horse ride a cowboy wearing a cowboy hat a bikini and jeans while humping the couch.
the people in front of me have a grocery cart in their car... i missed college...
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