we might have left him a semi topless video on his wall. godd i just hope they suspend my accont so i stop doing thses things.....
When she sits down, she uses her fat rolls like an arm rest.
No see this is how It goes: guys will fuck virgin girls. But girls don't really want to fuck virgin guys. So you're good have no fear.
Hey man sorry, can't talk. I'm already taking risks by ripping the bong on this conference call.
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Apologies for hacking your facebook and posting that picture of you passed out hooked up to the IV...but we were sat with you on the ER floor for 3 hours, it got boring
The only good thing about this is that the pharmacy guy will stop trying to add me on Facebook.
I had her number in my wallet, I was sitting on a winning ticket for the blowjob lottery and didn't know
What's the best way to say, "it's too early in our relationship to leave me at your place alone"? Steal something?
Should we start at nine like normal people or now like alcoholics?
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You have to figure out where to put this turtle dude
We fucked to showtunes. Never going out with a theatre major ever again.
All I have done at work today is eat and try to get my coworker to tie me to his bed again
I don't know how much expertise I could offer. My best advice is, "don't drown, for god's sake don't drown"
That’s true love. If they recognize a chocolate mold of your anus.
she bought my drinks all night, made me breakfast in the morning, and let me use her expensive hair products before i left. best one night stand ever.
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