Its a bunch of hippies dancing in front of a stobe light. For ten dollars I could have gone to the strip club and at least had a lap dance
I hope you get the herp and dife. The emd.
I really hope you get sexually violated by a pterodactyl tonight.
He toold me that when we were younger I was his boner buddy.
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When you want to head down the cleveland on Sunday?
What time do the bars open? I dont want to remember how bad theyre gonna lose
Whatever you do to me, stop, I found yet another blonde hair in my asshole.
Its official. I've reentered slutty territory. I was a condom away from having sex in a childs playhouse at a park. Oh and I lost my car keys.
i havent blinked in 235 seconds. now 247. now 258. 263. 267. 271. i also have been gifted with theability to both type and count and not blink. 293 so magical
I tried giving you a bj last night and all you could manage was "Haha that tickles" and "in the morning"
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All you need to know is that isn't jizz
Careful, it's a slippery slope to discovering you're bisexual...trust me.
It's like god made him fantastic at oral to make up for what his mouth does the rest of the time.
People will say "JOE YOU MUST TURN DOWN" and I will refuse, in the name of liberty.
Apparently I was having great conversation with this 48 year old on grindr & he was concerned as to how I was getting home.
How are you feeling?
I mean, shattered dignity aside, not bad.
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