TXT her NOW! The phone is actually IN her Va-Jay-Jay!!
What I lack in compassion I make up for in lack of compassion
you humped every kiosk in the store. then you asked for an application.
At some point last night was I riding a garbage can.. Things are starting to come back to me
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When my alarm went off, he rolled over and asked me: Bacon or dick? Yes, I will see him again.
found a rock and smashed the sliding glass door. home safe. screen door is locked so we're good.
just watched a cripple ollie in his wheelchair to get on to the elevated floor in the bar. I. LOVE. WISCONSIN
i wonder if cab drivers are trained in the art of delivering girls back to their dorms on Saturday mornings. because mine was so nice that he dropped me off at the back of my building so no one would see me.
So we came to a decision, you need to fuck your hot roommate and send us pictures. We voted, so don't hate the democracy this great country stands for
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Explain the King Dong next to my face.
And the next morning he asked me why I had clothes on so I said so that he could take them off again.
So you'd go straight for a fat chick with cheese on her tits?
Yes.
Believe me honey Imma fuck the discount out of at least one plastic surgeon in my life
Haha. I found pics last week of me getting motorboated by a girl while i was taking a shot. Hahaha in my wedding dress. Classy
Is it sad that I just pissed sitting down so I didn't have to stop eating doritos?
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