I am doing a scientific study and i need a brief description of the underpants you are wearing
My e-date is really photogenic. Real-life not so much
i have essays due online every friday...im just going to write 'im hungover' for every one
How do you tell someone they are only invited if they put out?
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Know of anyone who would be interested in trading weed for meatballs?
I feel like we should actually go to church one of these days to thank god for saving us from herpes and babies.
Just smokin in the creek with some deer, they like the smoke, I know.
I planned on emotionally scarring him for life this weekend. DAMN YOU PERIOD!
Side note... I would pay good money to have witnessed the reaction of onlookers as I sprinted down Armtiage with a 15 lb bag of peanuts under my arm
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
She's like the Oprah of therapy. AND YOU GET A STRAITJACKET. AND YOU GET A STRAITJACKET. WITH A PADDED ROOOOM
Sangria Flip Cup was probably one of our worse drunken decisions
We turned a wake into a bar crawl.
I rocked his world in the back of my car in an overly-lit, heavily trafficked parking lot. Middle age is amazing!
God doesn't care if you're a paramedic, you can't do that to someones cat and still get into heaven
Hey I'm trying to get back with my ex I'mm done doing whatever we were doing I hope things workout for you
Weird flex but ok.
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