Cool, I just put that together. I didn't know if using a tie-died sub machinegun was too crazy
Its way too early to be sitting naked at his dining room table...
Let's create a 16 and pregnant drinking game
I took a bird feeder and filled it with alka-seltzer. Can you say fireworks?
People Are Arguing Over This Guy’s Petty Reaction To Splitting Lunch With His Co-Worker
Sorry I didn't wanna double team his sister. Having whiskey dick and watching you get laid didn't sound appealing
I found the other part of your tooth if you want to put it under your pillow
If we could never, ever tell mike i pissed in his closet, that would be really really great
In the middle of having sex, she said "if we continue, we're dating." I then pulled out and sat in the corner, naked. I deserve a Medal of Honor.
Rosemary is literally sitting on the ground holding on to the rug because she thinks she is going to fall if she lets go. We smoked way too much.
Girl Logs Into Twitter Only To Find Out Her Dad Is Trending For The Most Outrageous Reason
But he buys me breakfast and goes down on me THATS HARD TO FIND
All of my exes are either overweight and neckbearded or dead. Someone out there is looking out for me.
Now that I'm sober, I'm realizing you put your name in my phone as "wowww"
He put his burrito in the bag with his dildo.
whenever i get involved w someone i'm gonna give you their number to testify to the fact that they should not fall in love with me
While she was pissing on the neighbors shrubs, they threatened to call the cops...she mumbled 'don't threaten me with a good time", so to answer your question, yes she was drunk.