You had sex with him even after he literally described himself as a "coldplay guy"? There's a line you just don't cross. There is a line.
she won't take no for an answer... no matter what language i said it in
i just got drunk dialed and its 10am. clearly finals are over.
Just went through the drive thru and got 18 free donuts in exchange for half a joint. Dunkin Donuts at midnight might become a nightly thing for us.
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Im still alive. Just can't talk. Or move. No need to worry
The last thing I remember was doing a line in the shape of Texas
Speaking of gay, some dude in a life vest just goes, we should pull our dicks out! To larry. Were leaving now. I saw penis
If you can count on one hand the number of times you have actually, truly nearly died this month, then you are not really living yet.
Just made a drunk dude do 20 push-ups. In the parking lot of the bar tonight for a keystone light I found in the back of my truck.
Oh yum
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He's holding a pee stick. Yes it's weird.
Good night I hope you dream about knitting and threesomes
I feel like it could help stop wars and begin world peace and the continents can unite for one Monday because chicken fries come back today
Because cocaine and lesbian hookups on a Tuesday cannot be the new normal
She was so happy for me that she insisted I fuck her with my Bills jersey on. THAT ACCOMMODATING
I'm fucked-out. That state of being high between fucked up and passed out.
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