god. i hate danny gokey.
Hes like the kid in school that reminds the teacher they forgot to assign homeowrk.
he's mormon right? lame.
How am I supposed to spread my seed with you "modern women" and your birth control?
we saw you sitting at the door of the dorm trashed, wrapped in DANGER tape with a stolen balloon around your wrist
It tastes like I coughed up blood....hello liver damage, I've been expecting you.
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you kept yelling at her to "show me your genitals" until the bouncers told us to leave...at which point you showed them YOUR genitals...
please don't ever take me to a strip club again...
I puked for half an hour, but I went and danced afterwards, and that made me feel better.
You are so irish.
I took my pants off in the cab and tried to bite his ear. Not going oout for awhile
Her little brother walked in right as I was finishing and was like "uhhh hey there's a lunar eclipse outside"
Puked up what appears to be battery acid next to the treadmill. Everyone noticed.
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I take back all the times I've said life was unfair. I'm about to have two trained bartenders for a girlfriend and roommate
NO. ANAL IS NOT A GAME.
She's chasing her own tail and is afraid of her own feet. My stoner cat, ladies and gentlemen.
Apparently fireball doesn't mix well with my no carb diet
He was making a joke about signing my name on this piece of paper. He has a whole bucket filled with names on pieces of paper. I think thats how he keeps count.
I promise that I won't shotgun beers with your boyfriend this time, Scouts Honor.