Only in Montana can you find Septic Services that would display "Christian owned and operated" on the side of the truck. I'm oddly going to miss this state.
i just uploaded three hundred pictures and you had your shirt off in two hundred and ninety of them
the remaining ten - you weren't in
You said you were collecting Asians for your Kate Gosselin costume.
easter eggs filled with ecstasy. it's what jesus would do.
New York to be Host to America’s Biggest Singles Event
You get to witness red pubes. I'm almost jealous. That's like my dream.
She gave him HEAD floating down the river in a tube as big a a tire. I just don't know how to compete with that sort of level of slut.
1. my parents still have sex. 2. being a screamer runs in the family. 3. so much so that i can tell what number of orgasms she's on. 4.so looks like i'm stuck outside a while
Strip beer pong in the front yard? Of course the cops showed up
I'm lying here drinking water from a shot glass..moving is not an option right now
Kylie Jenner Wasn’t in the Kardashian X-Mas Cards & the Internet is Losing it
I finally looked at the pictures from last night thanks for feeding me and pulling my pants up
I have a strong contender for the new number 1 position for fwb. He met me at the door with pizza and a shot of patron
Btw there's a hedgehog in my room. Don't get it high
My cat just smacked my blunt from my hand and then put her head in my hand. I don't know how to feel
The day I let him eat me out will be the day that Donald trump is an honest, kind, non-bigoted member of society
I probably would do him if given the chance but how awkward would Bible study be after that.