We're pre-gaming then going to chuck e cheese's.
If you're joking I'm going to be sad
I can't even use my hands i'm so hungover
All I know is that we apparently made a drink we named The Single Girl which is rum, vodka, grain alcohol, and sprite and rolled around in the backyard.
I'm doing this for my boobs. They miss him.
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I ended up naked in a pond with you-know-who and your saying your a good babysitter? Dick.
I still can't believe you had sex with someone who willingly went by Peaches.
But seriously he was like a god with his hands. My vagina feels annointed.
I wish! That ended in 2001 when we all got collectively band from the Settle Inn. As a group we are also band from social events at the zoo. It's impressive really.
I'm a busy girl. All I wanted was noncommittal sex a few times a week
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I just debated creating a mirror system so I could play Batman while in the bathroom. I think I need help.
I already knew that. But I also don't agree with stifling creativity.
I hate cuddling. I also hate when people breathe. Which he did, a lot. So he can go to hell.
Juss got out of jail; shes still in there tryin to sing her abc's backwards bc the cops neva asked her too... Whebever she gets to t she starts singin the tequilla song
Note to self: Don't go home with a recent divorcee. Semen and tears.
Dude it's huge. I don't usually like looking at those things, but you're kind of forced to stare that horse in the face.
And then I realized my chick friends consist only of sober you, drunk you and hungover you