I know i should have focused more on what you were saying in the text rather than the fact you spelt "suicidal" wrong
judging by the mobile uploads you added of me last night, we cant keep living this way.
found inexpensive tickets to Norway. Questioning if its legal. PLEASE tell me you remebered the walkie talkies and face paint.
I'm on my way, but at some point we're going to have to settle who gave who crabs the last time
Yeah. It's just like I have his virginity and he has my shoes and where do we go from here.
I think we need to have a day of drinking in classes. I know we don't share any, but sacrifices need to be made.
When have we listened to the rational side of either of us?!
I just literally had a dance party in my closet. I've never been this blazed.
I felt like... 50% confused and 50% like a slow roasted flip flop.
well a fat roach just fell out of my hair. so there's that
It's funny when you can't take a fishing boat because you fucked the captains wife
My boss want to throw me an everclear birthday.
B. I found a note on my phone and all it says is 'Fuck yeah im a racecar'
Do you know who changed all my phone contacts into characters from Harry Potter?
He Who Must Not Be Named.
Fuck you.
Chasing shots with airborne.. Gonna get rid of my sickness and my soberness.
Randomize
