My Nuvaring birth control makes me queef.
Your noise violation report contains the word "five-some"...wtf happened in here?
so i told him i have my period and he put his head by my vagina and said "I HATE YOU!"
Are you pooping in the stall next to me?
Maybe....
Cause I just heard a fart and it sounded like one of your farts.
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Pretending to care to care about playoffs in exchange for free shots. I'm sorry in advance.
I wish they'd wear their tampons on the outside. At least gimme some warning
Stephen I'm in a lecture and the lecturer just said 'you can CHOOSE to put something in your mouth and swallow it" i'm the only one here who burst out laughing, this is awkward. Thought you'd appreciate it.
They'll never let you practice medicine.
Hey, I'm off work. Wanna take a metric fuckton of adderall, possibly get daydrunk, and get my hair cut?
You were supposed to behave this weekend.
But... naked.
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March Madness means a buffet of emotionally vulnerable dick at the bars almost every night. So yeah my vagina and I are big fans.
You'll love it there. Trust me. Cheap tequila, pretentious beer, tall white guys who will treat you badly. Its got everything you like.
mcfuck me up
MCFUCK ME UP INSIDE
Some guy is here to get laser hair removal on his balls. I hate my job.
Sorry my phone died. Obviously four o'clock in the morning is a good time to tell you this.
I dont think the chain smoking, tequila shots or cocaine was good for my bronchitis.
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