Of course she's mad at you. You Kanye Wested a picture of her catching snowflakes in her mouth. "imma let you finish but..." was the shaft and you put two of Kanye West's heads for the balls.
I just watched a girl use a tall boy Coors as a rolling pin to make christmas cookies
Using Dr. Seuss quotes to ask me how badly I want your penis is not appropriate.
I don't call you at 3 in the morning to start a fucking relationship.
This sounds like "Sober" Ericka. Sorry that message wasn't for you. I only do business with "Fell off the wagon" Ericka. Please pass that message along to her.
i'm ready for this baby to gtfo so i can get coked out.
Why is the garage door in the middle of the street?
No. I didn't know. I thought mid afternoon shots meant the day could only get better.
I'm sorry for not being sorry about whatever shit I did to you when you were annoying and I was drunk. That is all.
Im calling you paparazzi cause of all the dick pics you take of your one night stands ps loved the panoramic one!
"Stranger danger aquaman" were the last words i remember. help me.
He's thawing a cheesecake on his stomach. We're that high.
I just stood beside an Amish man and bought Cocoa Krispies and tampons.
How's moving going?
Uh, we're on the way to the store to buy more booze
apparently ive been in a long term relationship for the past 1 1/2 years w/ out knowing
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