It's pouring out. I am cold, wet, and miserable.... Kind of reminds me of our sleepover last night.
My mom walked down and caught me drinking by myself, watching the nanny at 3:30AM. I had no idea what to say
Its piss that you smell... I borrowed that shirt last week. Sooo, wanna grab some laundry soap on your way home? And good luck on your date.
I get credit on the assist, you can thank me by taking a pic of her ass under the covers and sending it to me. It would make my YEAR
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Just found out my 21st birthday is on a Wednesday. The possibilities are cheap, as well as endless.
The only thing that made me get out of bed this morning was knowing that tonight, I don't plan on remembering what happened today
Trying to convince myself that everyone keeps staring at me because I'm pretty and not because of my hickies.
Seeing your one night stand on campus never gets less awkward. Why is Subway the only good place to eat?
This is my gift to your gina
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Him naked in my bed with a bottle of vodka in one hand, a pipe in the other, and a rose in his mouth.
I don't care if it's 2 inches or 20 I mean dick is dick
i had every intention of working out now im just drinking wine and thinking about taking nudes in my thigh high tube socks
Oh, and Harry Potter. We could be fuck-and-Harry-Potter buddies.
I just asked Geoff what he is going to do because Hester left he said he was going to have gay sex with America.
Is there a subtle way to tell him he needs to hydrate? 8 years of yoga and kegels. He has no idea what I’m going to do to him this weekend
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