id be glad to
Just met a guy who has been in college for 7 years and still classified as a junior. Then watched him shotgun 10 beers. Found my new hero
Eating in charleston sc at a seafood place called "hymans". Like normal I had no problem finding it.
woke up laying on an empty pizza box and some guy was doing blow off my butt...i guess i should thank you.
My friend and I just coined a new term. OBJ. The obligatory blow job. You totally know what I'm talking about.
Like if he goes down on you first, or you just don't want to bone him yet. OBJ.
we spent fifteen minutes trying to convince you that you weren't locked inside of your car
Its not like i paid for sex. She was stuck there, we simply exchanged rides.
The lady at target couldn't scan my grocery item and just looked at me and said "just take it. I hate this fucking place". Best munchie adventure yet.
Realized we were outta oj used gerber graduates mixed fruit juice as a mixer. Mother of the Year award right here
I've been here 20 minutes and a sweaty naked man has kissed me on the cheek.
i'm pretty sure you can't sue someone for "Taking a shit on my kitchen floor."
i always handshake my one night stand, im classy like that.
You tried to use him as a battering ram. I'm 99% certain that's why he left.
Just don't let me do two things: Beer bongs filled with vodka or shot competitions
We need to feng shui this bitch.
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