two pink lines on a pregnancy test is bad, isn't it?
only if you didn't want to fuck up your life.
I just saw Ann slam dunk her puke bag into a trash can on Avenue A. You ladies might want to consider putting the Patron shots down and going home.
You know im sick of people that are still obsessed w obama. that was sooooo last year
Dear yesterdays makeup, Thank you for always being there when I stay up late binge drinking on weeknights and am running late to work Friday morning. You're the best.
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then mid-sex he looked at me and said "i hope this is as good for you as it is for me" and kept going.
21st Birthday Idea: liquor store gift registry. Give me a promotion.
Don't talk about his dick. That's mine. There's a copyright on it. Use with permission
we are all four or five tequila-induced decisions away from shitting in a bucket, come get me please.
I have a calendar reminder for world domination today, you wouldn't happen to know anything about that would you?
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He better not be in your backpack
I ate vegetarian today, so I deserve a beer.That's my justification.
It's like you're the voice of my soul.
I was going to text you that earlier, but I felt like before 10 was probably to early to bring up boners
As long as he continues to be our subleaser and continues to fuck me, I think it's acceptable for me to steal a piece of bread here and there.
I had sex with him for the first time drunk, dressed in a toddler overall tutu costume, at 2pm. Horrible start.
did you just try to prove your straightness by quoting a lady gaga song?