your suggestions for charades were, getting sucked into an aircraft turbine, getting raped by a dolphin, and having sex with a vacuum cleaner. you got your own, and actually used a vacuum cleaner as a prop.
considering i was high when my dad made me pee in the cup i might fail this one
sorry for covering your dog in whipped cream. his bark made it sound like he wanted it.
we saw a llama on the side of the road. That's when we knew everything was going to be alright.
I think a used vibrator from amazon.com is a great valentines day gift foe my ex.
He had me saved in his phone as "Dick Socket". Lets see if I ever fuck him in a bathroom again.
the number of desperate girls at the gym right now is unfair. it would be cruel not to let one blow me.
I stared at his lazy eye for so long, he thought I had one too. Then we bonded over our lazy eyes. I had to fake one all night. My head is fucking killing me. NEVER pretend to have a lazy eye.
Sometimes I love sober logical me. She makes rare appearances but when she does she shines.
Its not chugging if its just one gulp
These are all good points. But, I think your under estimating what it's like to be held upside down for a standing 69
Nothing $200 worth of strippers and spicy fried chicken couldn't fix.
I'm going to need a penis the size of a bat
I have chicken nuggets, lube and brand new batteries, he can stay at work charting all weekend for all I care, I'm set.
He's not very smart so he didn't know I was yelling at him with monologues from Scandal.