I took shrooms, thc and molly but its okay i'm surrounded by freaks
If a girl drunk dials you she's at least entertained the idea of sleeping w/ you correct?
Hey man sorry I got all grabby
if you force a hooker to have sex with you and dont pay her would it be rape or theft? something to ponder
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i thought i was pinching her nipple. It was her mole
I think I deserve the nobel peace prize for discovering that one should smoke before drinking instead of drinking before smoking.
i always forget that thursday isnt the weekend in the real world
You just kept yelling, "THAT'S THE POWER OF PINESOL, BABY!"
They play video games, go on acid trips, and in times of need, are willing to donate plasma together. COUPLE OF THE YEAR.
I NEED to see if his girl has a sister.
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U offered to motor boat her and it somehow turned into u two going on a sunset cruise in Newport. At 3am.
To confirm, you are a grown ass man and you just asked me what her vag looked like.
Dude so last night I was eating out my gf and her kitten climbed onto my back and fell asleep. AND SHE DIDN'T NOTICE FOR LIKE 10 MINUTES
Fall is here I will miss walking downtown in nothing but paint and pasties
Was it you that ate my bacon or do I have to rip my roommate's face off?
Don't tell me you're on acid again