North Korea, Best Korea!
In a few years, 50 babies 50 states. Like it?
just learned how to wash a penis. thank you nursing school for getting me the most action i've had in months.
they're using the ping pong table for ping pong. it's weird
New York to be Host to America’s Biggest Singles Event
we are currently watching a singalong porn...just thought you should know
Seriously... Things should be way more awkward... The entire female half of the bridal party INCLUDING THE BRIDE blew me in high school....
we are still finding bottels filled with his pee. tom almost drank the one in the frig
Let me stew on this while im plucking my nipple hairs and showering.
I can't say "baby i'm to high to talk to you" in Starbucks.
Kylie Jenner Wasn’t in the Kardashian X-Mas Cards & the Internet is Losing it
I began mixing captain Morgan and jack daniels and called it captain jack sparrow. I puked. a lot.
Also my vagina isn't a crater of death where nothing comes out
Why do I have the 4 of hearts in my bra?
Haha we got sick of drinking on 4 is for whores so we stole the cards...I woke up with three of them in mine
drunken problem solving at its finest
My life has evolved from screwing randos, ok?
OMFG. JUST WALKED IN ON A DUDE JERKING IT IN THE MCDONALDS BATHROOM
Stall or urinal?
Act your age.
I am. I'm acting like a drunk 20 year old.