So when exactly did I get naked and makeout with the statue?
Currently having a discussion about how bad cheating is with the girl im dating and the girl im fucking. This might be a sign that i need to reassess my life
May or may not have just drunkenly opened my christmas presents. Greatly disappointed. Might break up sooner.
And for your info. Don't pee outside with glow sticks. People will still see you.
People Are Arguing Over This Guy’s Petty Reaction To Splitting Lunch With His Co-Worker
Watching water boil has never been so amazing. I love wake-and-bakes.
I brought him to this party even though we're not together anymore because we made a bet on who would have sex first, and it is a sausage fest up in here.
She looks like if Peter Griffin was a lesbian.
So he says "my girlfriends coming over so you have to leave but I love you"
Yeah. Just jump him. Naked. Claim his dick for yourself.
Girl Logs Into Twitter Only To Find Out Her Dad Is Trending For The Most Outrageous Reason
I left my bra and a book at his place. He's a hot Scandinavian who is into physics and computers - had to step up my game.
Drugs are gluten free tho, right?
id like to think im the only pot dealing prostitute that is also an ordained minister. but maybe not. what a time to be alive
He did 5 five hand stand push ups and took off his shirt for a barbarian flex. Some girl took off her shirt and threw it at him
His cat just sat there and simultaneously bobbed his head up and down while I blew him
yeah the cops just showed up and they got there ass handed to them at beer pong.