He wouldn't know what to do with his penis even if they made a "how to get a blowjob for dummies" guide
I mean we've tried to get high on nutmeg, we clearly dont know the definition of "too far"
I just had a flashback of me saying "I'm not ready to be a deadbeat mom" lastnight.
Weekday college schedule so far: get high as tits. Watch Family Guy marathons. Repeat.
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You almost make it sound as if getting an education to further your career is more important than beer and tacos.
He stopped in the middle of us having sex and asked "is today Monday?" then went even faster
I didnt realize how badly my legs were scratched up from power-fucking him in the bushes until kate dumped a bottle of vodka on me. that shit burnedddd
I was looking up travel destinations and somehow I ended up reading Paul's first letter to the Corinthians. I need to start going to church high...
How does one hint at their mentee that they used to casually fuck his brother
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What type of condoms do you get ? Oh and do you want a slurpee while I'm here
Dude, he wouldn't have sex with me during halftime cause we were rooting for different teams and that would be "bad juju", I had to settle for 69.
I'm at that point in my life where stripping isn't the worst thing I would do for money
I was gonna jerk off, but then I thought about that movie last night and it killed that idea. I have serious boner trauma.
Morning fuck and a coffee. ARE YOU READY TO CONQUER THE GALAXY WITH ME??
Are you ok?!
I assume I've stopped bleeding because I haven't passed out, but can't verify currently.