Of course we end up in a gay bar... And I have to tell you there are some hot dudes here, should I pass around your Facebook?
I have a feeling we are going to become cougars together.
My number went up to seventeen today. I forgot to add my random hookup on a sailboat.
i just checked to make sure valentines day this year was on a weekend assuming ill want to be drunk all day
hearing about your life makes me feel so good about mine
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I think i found piece of your tooth in my dick this morning when i took a shower
Very hungover, bought a newspaper and found my shorts from last night in the machine.
i don't care if its just a preseason game, my pick up a guy and suck him off in the bathroom skills are in midseason form
you'll be horrified to know he's visiting next weekend
You two are a rollercoaster of sex and silence.
Needs to be more caveman. "Me kill roommate. You watch. Then sex time with our genitals."
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I wanna get high and watch Shrek tonight...don't make me do it alone.
After an hour of searching for my pants, we had three people looking. They were finally found in the oven.
I just love that a strip club has taco Tuesday.
HE IS. YOU SHOULD TOUCH HIS BACK.
IT IS A COURTSHIP RITUAL.
THE MUTUAL BUTT TOUCH IS SACRED.
So who has the penis shaped party tray? You or your mom?
Fucking a younger guy is now a game of odds. The chance that he gives me corona virus is outweighed by the evening of orgasms I know he’ll give me.
Randomize