I will be home in 10 min. Dont be beating off on the couch
enter at your own risk
I just used Master P to describe what sound the letter U makes to my daughter...
I just put a condom on my dildo so i wouldng get another uti....most depresIng moment of.my LIFE
Disregard any previous text from the past 12 hours. Except for the one about scoring a strike while drunk bowling. Remember that one.
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high. he's playing 'oops i did it again' on the ukelele. is this real life?
I found out during it when he said "my girlfriend never does this" so he's all to blame, I had no idea until half way through.
I know. It's cray. Crayon. Crayolaaaaa.
I would rather burn my vagina off with a damn flame thrower before I would touch anything that has touched her skank ass.
Seriously can I go through one convo where masturbating doesn't come up
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so today, i decided to say "fuck it" to mental stability, take a klonopin and wear a blanket toga. New Girl is on Netflix, nothing could go wrong.
This strip club is mediocre. Talent is fine. Fung shui is bad.
I want to wait until after I get laid before I ask him his political affiliation. Just in case. I'm so desperate I would bang a Republican
He took my Spanx off and still fucked me twice. I call that success.
He adjusted my bra straps while I blew him.
I know I may be showing my age by saying this but this is the first time I have been eaten out in the parking lot behind the Clairmont Inn since 1990
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