idk hes just been lookin at me weird all night
he probably just wants to cut your skin off and wear you like a body suit
Phease come get me i thought i was in a place i don't even understand
Dude you spent the last hour of the night in the bathroom crying, asking someone why you will never be as smart as Mr.Feeney from boy meets world.
God gave me these boobs for a reason other than for people to throw things down them.
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I thought we agreed, no more super glueing action figures to my dick
I plan on showing these boobs to so many people that by the end of it ill just have a shirt of beads.
My vag hurts but I feel vindicated
That is an interesting emotion combo
Last thing I remember is ranting about hating pants. Woke up this morning pants less. Couldn't find them, decided to leave. Driving without pants is surprisingly liberating.
I was going through my settings and the phone randomly started playing "Crazy Little Thing Called Love" by Dwight Yoakum. Out loud. At full volume. I was shitting. There were 3 other people in the bathroom. I love iOS 7.
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We're eating jello shots in the library. I love the day after Valentine's
2 six inch heels, 3 big sangrias, no broken legs
He told me I have nice nipples. You can't just tell someone that and then leave the state!
So my class is approximately two vomits from the bus stop. Happy first day of class
my grandpa paid for my boob job but he just doesn't know it.
Goodnight Shia. Goodnight Moon.
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