cruising supermarkets, asking random people where i can get weed. fuck alaska
Calvin and Hobbes are double-teaming a butterfly. They're in the bathroom, and drawing a crowd.
What do ugly girls do when they get too drunk at parties. They can't pull the whole "sorry i passed out on your couch but i'm hot so it doesn't matter "card
Elton John & Lady Gaga just did a duet on the Grammies. How appropriate. He likes cock & she happens to have one.
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Home safe. Psyche shattered. Still rolling. In love with the morrocan rug in the living room.
I chased a girl up a staircase screaming because she had a cardboard cut out of James Dean which, at the time, I believed to my friend being held against his will
can we get vodka so I have an excuse for being an emotional wreck
I took an adderall. This is weird. My eyes are really wide open and I am really good at staring. I've written on 9 peoples walls and updated my status. I am getting shit DONE!
I will not remember tonight for the most part. This text will be evidence. You can and probably will use this against me.
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All I need right now is some mouthwash, dignity, and security camera footage...
I just fully woke up, never smoking that much weed again. I had stress dreams about your house being surrounded by a lake and we kept losing our cars in it.
New low. I just threw up in the shower at 4pm. Nothing like leaving behind my 20s with class.
Her tutu was on the floor and she wouldn't take off her crown. She kept saying you're fucking a princess!
Sometimes I just want to kiss you without you pulling ur cock out and waving it at me
Left him blackout in the cab, gave 20$ to the cabbie and said drive until the meter said he wasn't getting a tip.
Bangkok has him now.
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