Why did we buy the only spinning apartment on campus?
You're not pinnochio. Lying isn't going to make it bigger.
Leave Me Alone
At least least me cry on your voice mail
His texts read Like a 15 year olds diary.
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i wish there was a holiday celebrated with pizza eating
If I had known I was gonna take my tights off and throw them over the balcony I would have shaved my legs.
it's been like two and a half months. And I swear, I keep seeing walking dicks. I think I'm going crazy cause of lack of sex..
They showed a guy on tv in a Brady jersey and a sweatpants boner when the NE offense took the field. They didn't show his face. I hope that wasn't you.
he fed me chocolate as I gave him a handjob. I felt like a princess.
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No Bryan wants to get drunk, rub inappropriate dudes legs, talk about my vagina and send me pics of his boomerang dick. That's not how you watch basketball.
That's how he does EVERYTHING!
Pretty good. They took the stitches out but it still hurts like a bitch. The doctor says I should be off crutches by next week.
Well, that's good. Let's hope drunk you doesn't sabotage you.
When you're trying to sneak from the bathroom to your room with dildo, but it glows in the dark and suddenly your entire life is illuminated in the shape of dick
All I want to do is lay in my bed and eat hotdogs
I sure hope so...I wonder if he could tell in that email that I'm really good at blow jobs. Hopefully he heard that tone. Any means necessary.
Its like he got lessons from Jesus on how to use his tongue. And his dick.
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