It's more exciting when they aren't single....and even better when you have to pretend that you just slept with their roommate while trying to do the walk a shame as their girlfriend comes marching into the apt.
Im not the least bit jealous of the life you lead.
Holy fuck. She looks like Vin Diesel's stuntman
Yeudjkisdjxbfceryuj. i love having a qwerty keyboard just so i can do that.
I just got turned down by a drunk fat chick. At my own birthday party. God hates me.
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Fuck a-yeah! I just found a wine key. Let 'Don't Fuck With Me Friday' commence.
One of the art pieces was basically this chick throwing raw meat at the audience, anyone who got hit (which I did) got a free shot of whiskey. It was worth it.
You know I love you. I just don't love your penis.
You get home okay?
I'm pantless and in bed
That doesn't mean you're at home.
i fell into a bathtub last night and broke the fall with my forehead. my forehead is bruised
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Wife and kids came home early...naked passed out covered in chili cheese Fritos dad will haunt them forever.
I just used an Amazon gift card from a student to order a new vibrator....teacher of the year
Does sweetest day count when you're spending it with your fuck buddy, high and eating Pizza Hut?
So you thought it was a good idea to make plans for the same time same place with the guy you were sort of dating AND his best friend you slept with?
On the way to have sex with my ex's roommate... I have hit a new low
We’re leaving where are you
Hold on Toxic just started playing
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