I don't think your that much of a whore. your like a whore-let. a mini whore.
He was sucking on my finger.... and it was at that moment that I thought: Man. I wish I had a penis.
I wouldn't necessarily call it an addiction, more of a passion. I'm habitually passionate.
You stuck your entire fist into a full jar of peanut butter and starting assaulting people
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I'm going out w/ her for her b-day in a bit. I just talked to one of her drunk friends on the phone who asked if I could "handle 7 lesbian." This could be interesting.
I just creeped on air mattress guy's facebook and discovered his ex is the trifecta of evil: tiny, cute, and blonde.
From now on I forbid you to refer to it as a "bed". From now on you must only use the phrase "sex wagon".
she just nodded and said "yeah, I'd fuck him for a reese's peanut butter cup". it's so nice to know I'm not the biggest whore living here
I ran into cvs barefoot with my belt undone and shirt buttoned wrong and didn't even have to ask. The guy working pointed and said "they're back there."
That's how I look going for the pbr.
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THE HALLOWEEN QUEST WILL BE PICS OF US IN OUR COSTUMES IN EXCHANGE FOR DICK PICS. IT HAS BEEN DECIDED.
Well he was mad because I chose tequila over him. He obviously doesn't understand that he will always be second to my first true love.
Hi please disregard the last text and if you'd like our entire interaction
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i'll talk to you in three hours when you've stopped foaming at the mouth and your eyes have rolled back into place
He literally said, while inside me, "I would smack your ass but I don't want to wake my mom up". Amazing.
What happened last night?
Lets just say you asked me a couple times if you had eyeballs..
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