thx for the lesson on dirrty dancing
Angelique from Rock of Love is now doing phone sex commercials for central illinois....id say she's going places.
dude, she was giving me a lapdance and her thong had a skid mark. no I did not hit it.
Every time a song comes on I get sad if glee has not a cover of it
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My life is a requiem composed in the key of fuck.
Walked in on my boss having phone sex at work... and somehow this didnt bother nor embaress him
They just caught the deck on fire and I ran out with cups off the beer pong table filled with water from the toilet. It was the closest water source.
He wasn't lying when he said he was immune to pepperspray. He pretended it burned for like 12 seconds and told the cops he was kidding he was alright. We'll be there soon.
She looked at me and said "i like penises." and then passed out with her condom balloon animal in her hands.
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I apologize for violently hooking up with her in front of you in the jacuzzi last night.
His penis has been a bonding mechanism beyond comparison.
Hahah. They reconnected again?
Like with his penis I guess
Going through my bras is like traveling back in time through my past hookups and relationships....
She invited me to Bikini Yoga with her friends. Sounds promising.
I know you’re not my dad, but you’re someone dad. And you’re also like a second dad to me who I also send nudes to as well. Happy Father’s Day