that was a gay-test. you passed.
with flying rainbow colors i hope!
Does it bother you that I left your underwear hanging in a tree at the zoo? i think the turtles are enjoying it.
Too much gin, very little bucket
I dreamt I won the Huge Cock Championship last night. It was glorious.
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its 9am and we're in an escalade. I have no shoes and my dress is on backwards. I feel like we're the morning after a rap video
There is nothing scarier than watching yourself breathe in the mirror while on shrooms.
On a lighter note, my mom and I were playing scattergories, and for "things that you keep hidden" we both put dildo. Proof that we really are related.
how exactly do you say, "i only agreed to meet you for breakfast because i thought we could go to your place and fuck afterwards."
Why do I have a missed call from "The Anaconda" ?
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I'm hoping they send me home from work drunk.
Lets just make a point system, like if we have sex add a point, if they leave after take away a point, if they stay all fucking day take away a point
I have a LOT of reasons to worry about radical feminists taking my lady balls, frankly. A lot.
Is it wrong i wouldn't sleep with him because his boxers said #1 dad all over them?
Our relationship is perfect
90% threatening to punch him in the dick 10% actual dickpunching
Just once, I'd like to make it to my first wedding anniversary for a change.
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