hitting rock bottom=girl fakes converting to christianity in order to get out of having sex with you.
p.s. this guy just tipped me with ecstasy pills. is this real life
He tagged himself in all of my pictures so he would get a notification if someone commented on it.
Restraining orders are what college is about.
Apparently it costs $70 to clean vomit off the side of our apartment building.
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You stumbled in at 10am, half-clothed and still drunk from last night and yelled "well, its not called a walk of pride!", then passed out on the couch.
I chugged vodka from a 15 ft snorkel. What the fuck did you do with your life today?
You'd be surprised how many calories hedonism burns.
Eh maybe I should give her a chance. Let's see where making a porno takes the friendship
you made a mix containing mostly whiskey. then you took a sip, gagged and yelled "perfect!"
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How is your new roommate working out
We are drinking at the laundromat. And will probably have sex later. So...pretty good.
Drunk me really does appreciate that sober me made a list of movies to watch when drunk it saves so much time
I haven't been single on my birthday for 7 years. If you don't get me laid tonight, your best friend/wing woman status will be revoked.
this dude is way too smart. he just explained to me the different scientific components of drugs while we smoked. i said i loved icecream.
This is either going to be a hilarious catfish or the fuck trophy of the century.
Just find a separated / divorcing man. They’re too upset to fall in love, too helpless to be alone and too horny to think straight. Smile at him the right way and he’ll be thrilled to be with a sexy younger woman!
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