Pretty sure somebody just said 'I used to have a nipple'
that's awkward
Most awkward thing ever: Meeting your BattleShits opponent post war.
Apparently they want to see what I've been working on for the last three months. Can I just hand them a bunch of empty fifths?
i cant remember past the part when we filled his tub with skittles.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
and then some norwegians asked us to be in their porno.
At the party. I feel like I just walked into a lifesize blunt.
Trying to convince myself that everyone keeps staring at me because I'm pretty and not because of my hickies.
I'm pretty sure you and I ate the entire Keebler elf weed workshop
Lmfao. We asked what you wanted to eat and you said vagina. I don't care what kind. Fresh, barbecue, roasted on a camp fire. I just want it on my taste buds.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Props to you. You took the bet seriously. Making out with her for an hour right after she spewed
I learned a very valuable lesson tonight...don't touch a cops tazer
This is what happens when you leave: I get all vulnerable and I make out with the cowboy to shut him up about Jesus.
The highlight was when a stranger was nose to nose with you threatening to kick ur ass, and you said "Is that your real face? Stopped him dead.
Where do you think black out memories go?
Into the dark abysmal abyss of the deepest, darkest part of your mind. It's obviously the bodies natural defense to protect you from witnessing the shit you do while actually blacked out.
I just found your "it's drinking time" note in my chem notes. Why did this never happen??
I was waiting for you to find it...I'll be over in 5
Randomize