I wish i knew how bad drinking and hieghts were before i got up here
Just so you know, I have a bf.
I guess as long as you bring single girls over and cook cannolis you will still be useful.
Just try to lay there and not be pregnant.
I woke up to a topless girl handing me a blunt. Candidate for greatest wake-up ever?
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I have teeth marks. Like distinct upper and lower jaw.
Yeah me too. My shoulder looks rabid.
4pm on a Sunday....roomate fucking like a wildabeast while I have a organic chemistry study group in my kitchen.
Ladystoner tip: if eyes are bloodshot, lime green eyeliner makes them appear less red. its basic artt.
The girl I hooked up with in exchange for Ramen freshmen year is living with the girl I currently wish to bang.
Try oodles of noodles this time.
I'm on a no morals kick. That'll be 3 girls in 24 hours....ending 2011 with a bang
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Remember when we used to go to the bathroom to do drugs together? Now it's to help you with your spanx.
I just threw in a dip with a guy that superglued his fake tooth back in today. My life is complete.
These bubbles make my penis feel like it is resting on clouds.
I gave him blue balls & ate the last slice of pie so the chances of a second date are slim...
THEY'RE TEXTING LIKE MIDDLE AGED SOCCER MOMS WHAT DO I DO
You didnt text me.. I'm on your street with golf clubs
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