I just put out an orange level terrorist threat on her punani
i just woke up and its 10 o'clock and the words "Robbies Fave Restraunt" and written in sharpie above my vage. Help me.
dude if Megan calls say you Sis was house sitting for me yesterday , she f'n found dana's panties
now there's a facebook group for all the people whose lives i've ruined
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just used a paint mixing cup as a shot glass. thank u art school.
bring the vodka.
i thought we were going to mcdonalds..?
we are.
I am the poster child for what not to do during sex. Soon they will be calling an undesired position after me
So we went to home depot to buy supplies to build a beer bong but ended up buying an office water cooler that were going to put vodka in
i gave her a can of corn and told her the cabs are accepting non perishable food items over the holidays. blatant lie and she lives like $40 away
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I was taking a bath and he burst in, sat down and started taking a shit. RIGHT BESIDE ME. My lack of privacy astounds me.
I was going to text him and apologize but I didn't want him to think that meant I approved of him being my niece's booty call.
That is true. Vodka is like a dog. Always loyal, warm, and there for you when you need it
One huge ass giant mistake followed by celebatory shots and coors lights thats my day in a nut shell
While I'm on hiatus from the Russian potato nectar, it is my wish for others to enjoy it in my stead.
I thought that wasn't a thing ever since she showed you her vag on the dance floor
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