if creeping was an olympic sport, i would be a lock for the gold right now.
honestly if we didnt hate the same people we would have a friendship based on nothing
I just spent an unhealthy amount of money overnighting a full adult sized Trix Rabbit Halloween costume
Just found a dugout in my rental car glove box. Suddenly my mood is upbeat.
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He got 20 stiches.. Who knew so much damage could come from a single shopping cart.
Just found a ramen cup in the stall and all of the showers running with no one in them. WHERE ARE YOU?
When I said to shut up, I meant it. I'm sorry you have a bald spot now, but it was necessary.
Just played slippy cup. Flip cup plus slip n slide. What did you do with your fourth of july?
It was kicking off big time until you crawled out the bar on your hands and knees. Nobody wanted to mess with that.
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I love you, but it's "shark week" I'll make it up to you with naked breakfast.
So I have to borrow my moms car tomorrow to go pick up my ID from the strip club so I can board my plane tomorrow
DROP EVERYTHING! Gatta go get tested for herpes, lets make an adventure out of it.
Ok, not to minimize the significance of that beautiful anecdote from your childhood, but here's a video of my penis.
I sent my brother over to my ex's to get the rest of my stuff. He comes back SEVEN HOURS LATER, high as fuck without my shit! No loyalty.
Truth. Though I have held steadfast to the notion while the rest of you wavered. I had faith in his homosexuality.
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