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You know it's an interesting night when you drunkenly scream at your boss, "You'd make a HORRIBLE OBGYN!! You're hands are ENORMOUS!"
she has no idea who harrison ford is.
see that's why i'd never date someone born in the 90s
Why is there a case of Coors Light with my address on it?
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No one would take shots with Caroline so she asked the bartender for like 20 jagerbombs and then shouted "JAGERBOMBS FOR HOMELESS ANIMALS BENEFIT" and everyone started doing them with her
Just warning you the last time I had captain Morgan I gave a blow job to a guy that looked like Jesus.
Kid got laid mid-party wearin a fuzzy hat with ears and 40's taped to his bear paws... wtf
I couldn't drink enough to fuck the friend, you said challenge accepted and stole some chicks shot.
Looked like a bag of smashed assholes and smelt like a brewery - still got morning sex. Marriage rules sometimes!
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Im legit just salty with everyone who has a penis right now
You're like the Miss Manners of anonymous gay sex.
Oh and he asked if I would occasionally still blow him if we had children. It was so romantic.
you asked how they got the microwave in the air. we had to explain three times that it was mounted there until you finally feel asleep
The guy I slept with in AZ just called and is moving here next week.
Oh my fucking god!! There is a barefoot white guy with a fucking ninja sword in the middle of the street next to the pride gas station swinging his sword at peoples cars!! He almost got me. 3 people swerved off the road and stopped. I told a cop.
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