How fat would you say she has to be before I can consider this a threesome
This cougar at my work just said "big breasts" referring to poultry... Still resulted in a boner.
DO IT!!! IT MUST BE FATE THAT I GAVE YOU THAT CONDOM!!!!
im trying to make cookies in the george foreman
my hippie aunt just sent me some brownies with a note saying not to eat them under any circumstances until finals are over. excited.
We started telling people we were married, and then we hooked up on a park bench
Im going to make a sandwich and see if my books came from amazon. I cant believe two years ago i was dating eight guys and teaching russian exchange students how to do shots.
I still have a scar from the last time she gave me a handjob. There is NO WAY i'll stick my dick anywhere near her again
You came on the chandelier from the first floor.. Of course were allowed back
Tell me I'm the only person you know who could punch someone at the bar, get escorted out, smoke a cig with the cop who almost arrested me AND get the security guy who escorted me out to buy me drinks.
I'm pleased to know that your mom refers to me as "the ass piliager" now
Time to eat Mexican food til I hate myself.
That's completely alright, I do it a lot.
I fell into a manhole last night, so there's that
I walked in and saw her crying and singing to her dog
When you wear a dress that resembles the shape and color of Kirby to a wedding, you get the attention you deserve.
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