ugly people sure do ruin things
there should be a relationship option on facebook "stillllll in a relationship"
the teacher just ate a hash brownie and passed out on the bus best field trip 2010'
Ya know, sometimes when he kisses me in public I want to scream "HE DRIVES A PORSCHE!" so people watching understand that I don't have low standards, I'm just very materialistic.
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Turns out puking in your mask makes it even harder to see out of the mask..
some people spend their whole lives trying to find their soulmate. who knew mine was hiding in utah successfully balancing a pageant career and a coke habit.
He pulled a kid having a seizure out of a car and stayed with him until the ambulance came.
he what???
Not kidding. My ovaries cannot handle this shit...swear next time he'll rescue a bunch of pound puppies and hand them out to lonely orphans.
Now that makes it sound like you had sex with a guy in batman costume and you never took the mask off so you can't 100 percent be sure.
wow. there is a man who hates the post office more than me. he is causing a scene, this is a snapshot of elderly me.
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Tell them to carpool to pride, have a 3way, and if one says 'no thanks' just tell em it's not gay if it happened in a 3way!
Lesson learned:nothing good comes from an at home wax kit.
She wouldn't eat a clam- if you blow a line pregnant you can eat a clam
If there's anything my liberal arts education has taught me, it's belligerence.
She just walked out of her bedroom naked and asked me to help put her diaper on. Yeah, that pretty much sums up the last 24 hours...
Help I can't tell if I'm sexually attracted to Bill Nye
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You came to the right person.
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