Is it possible to be promiscuous but in a classy way?
Dude if you're in another zip code it doesn't count
You don't understand. I'm not like you.
can you wear a superman outfit if we ever have sex?
Seriously? Do you have me saved in your phone as 'check every 3 months to see if she's single yet'?
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hahaha he is wasted in math class right now and is drawing all the planets in order from the sun
i dont need a football game to get drunk and yell at my tv
you just pulled your sweatpants out of your bag and thanked them for being alive
Well he can play the xylophone with his erect cock... So he's got that going for him
We're listening to space jam. This can only be a good omen.
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He is stood at the top of the stairs nursing the stolen cat
Lol no. She's home safe. You forget she is too pretty to get arrested.
He offered to buy me free breakfast if I stayed at the hotel overnight with him. I then realized they have a complimentary breakfast.
So I just stirred my shower drink with my razor.
I'm not going to ask which end you used.
Would I do it again? Probably not but still,I don't regret a single ratchet thing I've done in college.
I just started an apology with "so I'm sorry about throwing the Brita at your head last night..."