Yeah, i think she was German or something.
No dude, she's just got a speech impediment.
I'm being pulled over???
For what!?!?!
??? I'm in a cab!!!!!
just ate pastrami before passing out in my hotel room. My room smells like a petting zoo
so i was creeping on him today and there was like nothing new except he became a fan of getting dome
i wish i could be like. "i like giving dome, lets be friends"
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she tasted like a mixture of sweat and destiny
After the sixth shot I started to slur my pauses.
sent the pic of my tit to the wrong bbm chatroom
we've been dating more than a month and i just realized there's no hair on his chest..
you've had sex with him. you must've seen him naked.
nah, i feel like naked sex would be getting too serious for us..
Not going to lie- I'm a little freaked out camping right now. This is one of those high activities you don't do by yourselves...or close to bears
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I just realized that the first thing he ever bought me was Plan B.
He said that I looked like a "ghost had crawled up into my vagina and died"..so yeah, I'd say the hangover was noticeable.
I also point out to everyone that she looks like DJ's gf on Roseanne.
You know what I realized today? That my biggest regret of freshman year was ditching you and that foam party to have a one night stand with a skinny jean wearing vocal major.
I am concerned for your priorities but also really flattered. Flattery wins
Thats just a parental red flag. They have been brainwashed. Lets baptize them into the church of PBR
Went upstairs to make PopTarts, found the door open. Shut it. Saw a grey thing. Opened the door, found a girl sleeping outside. What the fuck happened last nigh
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