dude i just saw the hottest 13 year old but she was kinda ghetto.
She was wearing a "Got Beer" hat and your bed had necco wafers all over it the next morning. Another story for the grandkids.
Just saw two girls doing a walk of shame together. Slut bonding at it's best.
he knocked over the vodka and juice...picks up the cup and says "yes", takes the last sip...doesnt even worry about the mess all over the floor and we continue having sex.
and on the fourth day, god made foam parties.
He wanted to put Kesha on after he came in my mouth. I had to draw some sort of trashy, gay line.
2nd night home for break and we had to call the fire department to keep the house from burning down. At this rate I'll be lucky to see you next semester.
i feel like i am carryihg a baby. a baby made of alcohol.
New justification for blow: drug week; 'how it's made'
I'd like to say yes, but I nearly lost my shit when I assumed there was no back to my house. I am not strong enough for hallucinations.
He looks like a fat version of lurch from the adams family and smells like fritos. This is not the caliber man I want pleasuring himself to the thought of me!
Pounded a bottle of Moscato in my underwear while watching Pretty Little Liars...am I really gonna be 30 next year?
So I don't know, I'm not a doctor, but I might be juggling dates with 3 different guys...
I hope you get stoned and think that you're a seal in shark infested waters
I think he may actually care that I call him slampiece instead of his real name. Who knew he had feelings?
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