whoever gets the blood i just donated is getting a shit ton of free thc
yeah...it smells like an asshole would smell if someone ate sewage.
Her parents hate her and she's on like major lockdown. All her friends are in jail and she has massive pit stains. Dude... It doesn't get much worse than that.
Its a sad when the highlight of your day is flicking a booger and actually getting it to stick to your computer monitor.
The woman in front of me has a completely clear purse. I can see everything. It's ballsy because her vagisil is on display.
I just masterbated while imagining him getting hit by a truck. I have hit a completely unacceptable level of anger & bitterness. Help.
I was the last girl at the bar last night. It was like a battle royale between 10 guys.
Everyone was in the walk-in getting high, and I had to be all cool. Serving soup and salads. Night manager status doesn't pay enough.
she is like a cock bee. instead of going from flower to flower she goes from cock to cock
These past few weeks have been a lesson on why you don't put your penis inside girls who live in your building.
You know you need to get it together when a frat guy wakes you up and says you need to go to class
I don't think tits should taste like fish.
After all this I still can't spell gonorrhoea without autocorrect
You tried to eat your way through the wall. Like you literally tried to eat drywall and insulation.
Dick pics just aren’t doing it for me, this bowl of Mac n cheese and Game of Thrones trump you tenfold
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