You picked the wrong day to call in sick. She's wearing the librarian glasses today.
Now that I've come to graduate college. I realized the only discernible skill I learned was how to roll a joint properly. go me.
Well thats $24,000 well spent.
Just heard a guy discussing with someone else the amazing blow job you gave him. I’m in New York. Over 2 hours away from where you live. I have never been more proud.
Don't judge me. It was less weird than it sounds when we were in the moment and it was his birthday
and you're not allowed to put a penis in you if it's attached to a 26 year old who works at blockbuster
we were canoeing in the lake and i asked if he was too drunk for this, and he said "don't worry about it, i'm half native american"
My gynecologist inadvertently complimented your penis.
Someone had Captain Morgan and orange juice at the same moment I lost my hangover and I just had to give it a try.
And know that if I ever text "road head?" that it comes from a place of caring and not a place of heartlessness..
We kind of broke a table making out. So yes, I'd say it was successful.
It's true. There would need to be A LOT of data collection. Aka, dick-catching. I volunteer as tribute.
I AM OFFICIALLY LICENSED TO BE A LESBIAN
He showed up soaking wet with a flashlight and a ping pong ball. I couldn't say no
Well we've always known you have a weakness for guys with balls in their hands
All I remember is being in the middle of the road puking and my bestfriend cheering me on from the passenger seat...
You can't just bring up bondage and then stop answering me
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