I am so gay it hurts my loins. Going to see She's Just Not That Into You... again. Ohhh my goodness.
This girls a $30 bar tab from being bi
I'm scared. I feel like she's my mom and she just walked in on me having sex. Like she's "disappointed"
But I thought everyone had breakup sex?
These Dirty People Haven’t Told Their SO About Their Kinky Fetish
was his dick as big as our hopes and dreams?
Not sure if he was actually hot or hot in a "he brought a live chicken to the party" kinda way but I got his # regardless
Maybe it was silver. I don't know. I was drunk sifting through my dogs vomit.
I realised my life had gone downhill since being unemployed when I was making key lime pie on acid at 3am Tuesday morning.
it's gotten to the point where there are no existing good choices. even our good choices are bad choice by anyone's standards but ours.
This is Why People Stop Sex Halfway Through
Can you please reassure him im not a scary or intimidating person? And that really my entire life is a series of completely ridiculous events that have led me here?
she dared me to make out with the amish dude so I went up to him and grabbed him by the beard
GRABBED HIM BY THE BEARD
I just swallowed confetti and motor-boated some guys beard...#happy2015
Please clarify that he is speaking of beer pong and not rough sex
chicken nuggets make me a bit homicidal
Ah, Christ. I just saw a D lister I made out with once on a Rock Of Love rerun. Why are you asleep right now? Some weird shit is happening.