Is it possible to be promiscuous but in a classy way?
I thought she was going to get passionate and throw her on the bed and fuck her, but she just started breaking stuff.
That's the thing about women.
I had just got her shirt off when I realized that I was about to fuck Chewbacca from Star Wars. The way she moaned confirmed that I was.
we do all of our sexting over chat on words with friends, so my boyfriend doesn't know about it when he looks at my texts.
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Well, my mom brought up me being vague about losing my license and she gave me the intervention look. so i left before they could bring out their heartfelt letters...
noooo, I woke up on his pack porch and the SUN WAS RISING. I saw red lights everywhere and heard sirens so I just ran for my life.
this is your 3rd pregnancy scare in 2 years, I think its time for you to re-evaluate the whole 'im a lesbian' thing
if there weren't so many witnesses I 100% wouldve punted that squirrel
quick, send me a pic of a fat chick eating ice cream in a bikini. no joke, no questions, just do it.
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I snorted a few ambien and woke up here. A lady banged on our door, waking us up, demanding our towels.
PA to anyone at the party last night and wondering where your pants are: they are in my backyard.
I can't believe I came last night staring into my profile pictures eyes.
I threw up vodka and borscht. I'm done with life...I threw this up in a McDonald's bathroom btw.
How do I convince my friend not to get tattoo tributes to her cats?
WHO DOES THAT
I told her it'd send up tons of red flags and she responded by telling me they're her babies. And she's sober.
UVE SEEN MY TITS OKAY STOP CRYING