I pooped in a mop bucket.
WTF???
Their employee restroom was locked what kind of customer service is that
I just won Halloween Walk of Shame Bingo!
Just used my cancer results to get a free lap dance. Great day just got better.
For my job application I just put "community gardener- personal business" for my previous work experience in place of the neighborhood pot grower/distributor
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After blacking out and loosing my phone for a month, I found it in the parking lot across the street. Last text "rager in the street". I remember none of this.
My professor just told me I'm living a lie and I found puke on my pants. How do you think it's going?
There was enough sluts here for 2 threesomes to happen at the same time, and you still struck out. What did you do to piss off karma so much?
Apparently she has a 10 week old kid, which would explain the hallway effect I was feeling.
Yea. Some girl set a laundry machine on fire. She's not getting married.
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I'm at the point where I'm gonna write in my mothers bday card. Happy birthday. Please stop having sex with the door open.
I woke up naked with a $20 bill taped to my titty, so I must of had fun.
Did he think I was flirting with him when I ordered a hot dog bc no
Sooooo have your ex-girl console you over your ex ex girl that you destroyed said ex-girl over the possibility of
He's a waste of a perfectly good penis.
I'm sorry I missed your birthday brunch. If it makes you feel any better I woke up wearing someone else's toga and a sombrero
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