Classy? Dude, she fucked 3 guys as part of a scavenger hunt
And?
You sprayed lemon pledge on your crotch because it was "dusty"
"fuck a duck" is spelled out in chinese food on my counter... im kind of nervous to search the rest of my house......
Drinking at work by myself... My boss just walked into me copying my face on the copy machine..
You're breaking my vagina 4 times a day I reserve the right to know your middle name.
I'm leaving my hospital band on when we go drinking tonight. I'm aiming for pity sex.
There's a big hole in the wall at the dining hall. I hope we didn't do
There is a positive side to a sinus infection. Exclusively cowgirl sex. I've convinced her I'd pass out if I had to do the work.
I dont think ive ever had a drunk day betray me so hard before
Gonna open a taco bell in colorado. Millions bro.
You get 5 min
Your time limits don't scare me, I'll include foreplay and redressing in that 5 min. If you wanted to challenge me you should say you got an hour, id be scared then and more creative.
I left after he drunkenly went into the kitchen and started to make eggs with a shitload of garlic. First time I'd ever had a makeout session interrupted by eggs.
Sitting on couch, workout sex makes me more sore than regular workout
Aiming to get laid tonight but if it falls thru I'm either gonna make a mixtape for my sugar daddy or sew a teddy bear for his newborn
I’m sorry my lady boner messed up your mojo!!
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