Maybe I lied like you did about your herpes.
You guys sftrill at mcdondalds?!!!!
Yes.
fuckin bring me a cheseburgeria
She was walking with the authority that 2 beers gave to a light weight.
is it sad that whenever i need to spell "independent" i still sing that one rap song?
i have no feeling in my penis or fingers but i think it was worth it
The last thing I remember is him grabbing my ass and telling me he knew where the jello shots were, so I followed him.
Oh and probably wearing a life jacket instead of clothes didn't help things either
Also while I am being the bigger person I plan on bringing over something strong smelling and/or alcoholic to torture the poor hungover bastard
I am currently watching him baptize himself in a baby pool with a handle of belvedere while wearing a coral dress.
I want to have sex with him.
He was my shower sex Sherpa last night. And we both made it safely up the mountain.
My mom just gave me my fake back to buy her more wine.
im dying and naked and this is what youre living with next year.
I pulled up iMessage on my computer and I'm pretty sure two people in my class saw that dick pic you sent. Sorry!
She told me the only rule was that I couldn't cum on her Batman blanket.
Like bruh, I’m a free range girlfriend
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